Apparently, I'm not having enough fun, or being creative enough, when I go into our company restroom to pee. You see, I go into the stall, pull out the "management provided" white paper liner, place said liner on the toilet seat, pull down my pants, sit down and pee.
To the woman who used the toilet in the stall I *almost* used.......what exactly did YOU do? You must've walked in, pulled down your pants, hovered over the toilet seat and gyrated your hips in a circle so as to make the BIGGEST FREAKING MESS I've ever seen.
Good God, people. It's just not that hard.
