I don't know about you, Gentle Reader, but I, for one, could not be MORE shocked. Today, just a few days past the day of giving thanks for all the freedoms and such we have in our lives......Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson each filed for divorce from each other after four months of marriage. I am in a very fragile state as a result.... someone....please....hold me.
How shall I ever take heterosexual marriage vows seriously ever again? FOUR MONTHS? Until "death do us" fucking "part?"?????????